There is an inside joke that my friends and I have, we call it “Searching for the Unicorn.”

Let me describe what the unicorn is, and maybe you are a unicorn.

You’re warm. You’re loving and affectionate.

You’re sweet.

You’re supportive of our ideas.

When our ideas are not great, you know how to speak to us in a language that doesn’t feel like you’re putting our balls in a Cuisinart or a Juiceman and pressing them to death.

Whenever we retreat, you know exactly how to pull us out of the cave. When you’re frustrated with us, you know how to speak our language to not make us feel like we’ve done everything wrong.

You know how to say I’m sorry, and you’re very forthright about when you make a mistake.

You think our fantasy football is cool.

Our boys trip with our friends that we have been doing since high school is stupendous.

And, you look carefully at who we really are, and you’re not constantly trying to change us.

That’s a unicorn.

The Cool Girl is the Unicorn

cool girlThe cool girl. I’m not talking about being cool, I’m talking about just understanding men and being that cool girl.

I’ve been with women who are cool and I love it. It’s low maintenance, it’s easy, it’s fun. We enjoy each other, we travel. It’s really like hanging out with my best friend with boobs.

That’s how much fun it is. I get to hang out with my best friend, but she has unbelievably beautiful little boobs that I can squeeze and play with, and she’s soft and cuddly, and she’s fun.

That’s the cool girl.

What we don’t like is the woman who is micro-managing us, busting our balls non-stop, and constantly judging us because we don’t live up to whatever expectations she has.

Men are turned on by the cool girl.

The Cool Girl is Our Best Friend

I want my best friend. We don’t bust our best friend’s balls. We don’t micro-manage our best friend, nor do we critique them 24/7. We treat our best friends exactly the way they should be treated – with admiration, with love, with kindness, with respect.

We want you to treat us the same way. We don’t want you to rip us apart or be disappointed in who we are because we are who we are. The beauty of male friends is when there’s any bit of conflict, we usually have a quick conversation and then it’s over with.

We want to feel safe and secure. That’s what the cool girl is all about. She’s our best friend but we get to have sex with her too. So that’s why men really like the cool girl.