siri iphone applicationI hate Siri. I really do. Whenever I use Siri, she always either contradicts me or doesn’t really listen. I almost feel like I’m having a relationship with my ex.

Wow! Wait a second. Can Siri possibly be my ex-wife? Are they one and the same? Should I start calling my ex-wife Siri and Siri my ex-wife’s name?

Every time I go to use Siri, it never works. I’ll say, “call Mac.”

I figure Siri would know her own kind, as she sends me off to somewhere else.

I told her the other day to call Apple.

Well, that didn’t happen very, very well. She told me that I wanted to call Dale Lapelle.

Where does Dale Lapelle and Apple come into?

It seems like whatever I say to Siri doesn’t seem to really happen.

Siri is like this thing that people use. Does anybody else have issues with Siri, because I seem to have major issues with trying to get Siri to do anything. I tried to get directions on Siri. They always put the wrong thing in. Everything I ask Siri is way off. I should stop asking Siri, because it seems like the same way every time I ask my ex-wife, things seem to be way off. It’s the same dynamic. And it doesn’t matter what phone I’m using. It could be the iPhone 6 Plus, it could be the iPhone 7. Am I repeating my relationship patterns?

Am I actually repeating relationship patterns with Siri and my ex? Holy shit. I never thought about that before. I really think that I might be repeating relationship patterns. I don’t want to be that guy. I want a nice relationship. I just want the iPhone 7. It should be brand new, but the same frustration that’s been happening with Siri from iPhone 5 and iPhone 5s, and iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s, seems to be carrying forward here. Is it me?

We seem to always need to reflect in the mirror if it is us. Anyway, anyone else have issues with Siri? Let me know down below.