Dating has become a competitive jungle.

I almost want to rename swiping programs “jungle swipe.” Because people are acting so primaly right now. Everything is about how somebody looks, or what they appear to be. Every text is evaluated now. Everything is just so judged.

Whenever couples get together nowadays to go out on a date, they’re judging each other immediately.

The hair may be parted to the wrong side. Somebody might be five pounds underweight or overweight or whatever it might be, because people are under the illusion now because of jungle swiping and being so primal that you can find somebody that is just so perfect for you, in every way, shape and form.

So knowing how competitive dating is and how ridiculous people are…

You want to literally have every opportunity to wow somebody.

You don’t want to give them a reason not to be with you, you want to give them all the reasons to be with you.

And that is why I’m going to tell you something you’ve never thought ever before.

What is underneath is JUST as important as what’s outside.

Everybody is looking for that unique thing that’s going to make somebody go, “wow, let me tell you something, I’m going to give you something so unique right now that’s so simple, you’ve never thought about it, and your going to feel so sexy and so good.”

You know what that is?

You’re going to be captain of your underwear.

There’s a great movie right now call captain underpants.

One of the best movies of the summer. Fun, exciting, about an overweight guy that runs around in a pair of tighty whiteys.

And I just became friends with a new company that literally works down the street from me. They’re called MeUndies.

They’ve got some of the most unique, amazing prints and solids that I’ve seen. Plus the underwear fits so good.

I swear I feel bigger.

And we both know there’s nothing more exciting than being able to feel bigger down there.

Take my underwear off right now, I’d feel like I’ve got, well, I’ve got my package well taken care of.

And that’s what the undies do.

They’ve got these amazing prints. They send me this incredible box of underwear to try out. I put it on and I felt fun, I felt flirtatious.

I imagined how much fun it would be to literally get undressed and allow someone to see it. So I drove over to the girl I’m hanging with.

I took off my pants as I normally do and she looked at my panda bear underwear and started smiling and laughing.

She thought it was adorable.

And then I came over there in my tie-dyed undies and she thought that was hot and sexy. She loved it.

MeUndies is going to give all of you a 20% discount and they’ve got great stuff for women as well.

You can feel fun, you can feel flirtatious, you can feel sexy. They’ve got colors that will make you feel sexy, they’ve got patterns that will make you feel fun, but most importantly, you will be memorable.

Everything is about being memorable.

I love wearing their stuff. It’s soft, comfortable and I like to have fun.

Sex and turning each other on is all about being fun.

Most guys walk around in old tighty-whiteys or boxer briefs that they bought at Target 10 years ago.

The waist band is so stretched out, you think it’ll fit the entire coast of California.

The beautiful thing about MeUndies is not only is the fabric soft and silky, but it’s comfortable.

The patterns will make you smile and it’ll make you memorable.

Anyway, have some fun. Put on something underneath that makes you feel really good and watch the way people react.

Oh, and the best part? There’s a special 20% discount there too.

Go to http://meundies.com/davidwygant and you’ll get 20% off on the most comfortable, memorable pair of undies you’ll ever wear.