Update Your Underwear!

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By David Wygant January 3, 2014 158 Shares

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Change Your Underwear OK gentlemen. If you’re heading out on a date this weekend, this post could save you from a bundle of embarrassment. This is dating/lifestyle 101 for most of us, but after a couple of disgusting first date stories from women over the holidays, I figured this needed bringing up.

So, let me be blunt…

CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!

I honestly can’t believe this isn’t plain common sense to guys, but it seems some cavemen types among us don’t think about things such as basic hygiene on a date. If you’re going on a date or meeting a woman, you have to be wearing clean underwear!

You should of course be wearing clean underwear every day, but if you’re going on a date, stick a new pair on before you go out the door. What happens if you get lucky and the girl comes back to your house?

Do you think she’s going to want to get physical with you if she’s sensually removing your underwear, only to run into some kind of funky stain on the crotch?

Come on guys this is basic stuff. Hygiene is essential. But look, this isn’t just about hygiene. You can have perfectly clean underwear on, but if they’re full of holes it’s not a good look. Clean underwear full of holes makes you look cheap.

Women pay extremely close attention to what some men think are small details. If you can’t even sort yourself out clean, smart underwear, what does it say about you as a man? Do you think it makes you look like a guy who can put himself together well?

It’s not just about having dirty stains in your shorts, it’s about showing you know how to put yourself together. It’s dating/life 101 and honestly I never want to read another story from a woman again about a guy having dirty underwear!

If you haven’t brought new underwear for a while get out to the store and buy some!

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Brad

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Hilarious ! My guess is, if you even NEED that kind of advice, you better buy yourself an inflatable rubber Jennifer, because there sure is something else you will forget, like cleaning and clipping your fingernails and your toenails, brushing and flossing your teeth, getting rid of that hair in your nose and on your ears, and whatever else there is out there. I have never seen a woman who doesn't take care of herself, and I sometimes feel sorry for them because of what they have to put up with.

John

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

"I have never seen a woman who doesn't take care of herself". You can't be serious!!! Just look around! You want to see women who don't take care of themselves? Watch any episode of "COPS". Better yet.. Go to youtube and search "people of Wal-Mart." Everywhere you look there are women that are sloppy, obese, haven't showered in days, smelly, etc.. I think that a lot of the problem is this "putting women on a pedestal" thing. Thinking that women are these perfect, mythical, creatures that do everything right, and all women are clean and perfectly groomed and smell like fresh picked strawberries. I think it's more rare to find a woman who really takes care of herself. All of us (myself included) need to stop thinking of women as these perfect creatures. There just freakin' people.

Hans

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

I agree with BOTH of what Brad and John say. In general, women are seen as more inclined towards hygiene, I think it is fair to say that they spend more time taking care of their body than us men. But then, John is right: Wal-Mart would make you think twice about that. And it is not the only place: during my last trip to Florida, a couple of month ago, somebody told me that if I wanted to see the real America, I should go to the 'Golden Corral', that is a restaurant chain down there in the South. I swear, when I entered, the lady greeted me with the words: Welcome...to Jurassic Park ! I have never seen, or imagined, women who looked like first cousins of brontosaurus, but there they were, wolfing down portions that could have fed an entire army division. And they came back for more. Not in my worst nightmare would I want to see them in their underwear, as a matter of fact, where do they even BUY their underwear ?

john

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

Hans, maybe Brad is from overseas in a European country where women take MUCH better care of themselves. (Because it's much harder to land a man.) Here, everywhere you go is filled with "Golden Coral" women. (There's actually a Golden Coral a block from me.) Attractive women who care about their appearance are much more rare. Funny thing is, the women who are wider than they are tall, who go to Golden Coral and shovel down five plates of meatloaf and mashed potatoes, act like they are HOT.

Yureon

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Or have longer sideburns than a scottish person and a mustache heavier than groucho marx...make up under (fake) fingerFAILS and stink...like zumba dance instructor stink (bad).

mikal stanley

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

thunmbs up, this follows witha podcastyou didon womens under over the summer

ThinkerBell

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

An excellent class in sexuality included the instructor sharing the washing after a bowel movement with soap and water, after her trip to India where there is not available landfill for toilet paper. In my poverty of not being able to travel the world, even I know that in many countries and cultures, people do not have toilet paper, but wash. The women loved it. The men with whom I discussed it (except for the instructor’s husband) were bullheaded. To a man, they were adamant (obstinate? stubborn? bullheaded? pigheaded?) that dry-wiping their asses with dry paper was somehow superior or sufficient. For the doubters, here is a comment from a book written by. . . a man, one who traveled around the world by motorcycle: "I did not realize how advanced I was until I read a story in an illustrated Indian magazine edited by Kushwant Singh. He had a little item, headed "Tailpiece", about a famous Indian operatic soprano who had just died. Her debut, many years earlier before a London audience, had failed rather miserably. She had not been able to bring any conviction to her singing. When asked afterwards what had gone wrong, she said she had not been able to get it out of her head, as she looked out over her distinguished audience in the Wigmore Hall, that all these people smeared their bottoms with pieces of dry paper. Not only did I think it very funny, but I could sympathise entirely with her point of view. Anyone brought up, as Indians are, to use water can see that the Western method is quite barbarously inefficient, while on a long journey through poor countries it becomes uncomfortable and offensive. I was often ashamed of the mess that the civilised elite of the Western world left behind them on their trail through South America and Asia, made all the worse through being forced to spend most of their time running for the lavatory." Does something require being written by a man before it can be considered legitimate?

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