You’re a guy and you’re eating in a restaurant.  You get up from your table and walk towards the back where you see the two bathrooms, one marked “Women” and one marked “Men.”

You head for the men’s room, but when you touch the door handle it doesn’t move. It absolutely doesn’t budge.

You think to yourself, “Someone’s in there.” You then go over to the ladies’ room door and try it. It opens.

The question then becomes: To pee or not to pee?

Are you a rule breaker? Will you grab the chance and use the ladies’ room (or use the men’s room if you are a woman) if you know you can get a quick pee in before you’re going to risk meeting up with a member of the opposite sex coming to use the bathroom?

What happens if you get caught coming out of the men’s room (or coming out of the ladies room)? Are you going to say that the men’s room (or ladies’ room) was full?

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. It is the question I want you to answer today. In this situation, are you going to pee or not pee?

Personally, I don’t really want to go into a bathroom in which someone has just spent an extended period of time. Sometimes I’ll wait long enough for someone to finish if they are just peeing.

If they are in there longer than it takes the average human to excrete liquid from their bladder, flush the toilet and wash their hands, then I don’t want to be the first one to go in there after that. In that situation, I am definitely going to break all the rules and will enter the first other available bathroom I can find.

So what about you? What would you do – pee or not pee?

What does this topic have to do with dating? Who cares! Every so often I just feel like writing a ‘rant and rave’ blog about something I notice about other things.

I suppose we could turn this into a dating blog for those of you who would decide not to pee. You could just wait in line and talk to all the other people who are standing outside the bathrooms not peeing.

For those of you who care a lot about your bladders and don’t like the burning sensation you get from holding it, you are going to — like me — choose to pee. So who’s going to join me for a pee?