Power of dirty talkI’m sitting here with my friend and coach Brett. We were talking about a program we’re working on. One of the aspects we were discussing was the power of dirty talk. It reminded me of something really funny about a woman I once met.

When we first met, we’d flirt by text back and forth. This was in the days before texting became one of the main forms of communication. We had a few naughty conversations over the phone. For me it was just a bit of foreplay. Then when we first spent the night together, we started fooling around and she started dirty talking. She wanted me to tell her everything. She wanted a full commentary. I had to tell her, “You’re doing everything so right. I love it. You’re giving me great head. What do you want me to do to you?”

I’m thinking to myself how I must sound like John Madden or Troy Aikman. It was hilarious. So I started going into more detail for her. “The way you’re sucking right now is great. I love the way your tongue moves to the left and right. It’s unbelievable.”

Then she says, “More, More!”

“More?” I’m thinking. How much more can I say? What else is there? I was telling her everything.

Then she says, “Talk dirty. Tell me what you want to do to me.”

Can’t I just show you? Aren’t we together right now?

But no. She wanted to hear it first. I felt like I was calling a football game. On first down and 10 I’m going to go down. On second down and 7 I’m going to go to your breasts and I’m going to bite your nipple. Third down and 3 I’m going to kiss your belly button, flip you over, and kiss your back. Forth and 10 and now I’m going to kiss your inner thigh. Then I’m going to stick it in because I really want you right now.

I literally had to do a play by play before I did anything. I had to tell her what I was going to do and how bad I wanted to do it. Dirty talk is great. Dirty talk is fun. But sex doesn’t have to be play by play. How about if we just show each other, and experience it?

We’re here together. Let’s just have a good time. It’s funny the things you remember in life. Everyday I’m creating something new, and because I’m writing, I’m always drawing from my experience to help you learn and understand yourselves better. And this was a really funny experience. Did I ever sleep with Miss Play by Play again?

Oh god no!

I couldn’t do it. It was too much. I like sex to be very intuitive. I like sex to be a feeling. I love it to be in the moment, and I don’t want to feel like I’m in the middle of a football game!