Most of you are way too young to know the song.

“Splish splash, I was taking a bath, down around a Saturday night…”

I have no idea what the real lyrics are.

(Anybody who knows the rest of the lyrics, post them down below and you’ll win a bonus.)

So I was taking a bath, and I was thinking to myself: What is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?

I definitely have a lot of random thoughts that cross through my mind, and at the time I was thinking that my tub is big enough to have sex in.

That said, I don’t think it’s that fun to have sex in the bath.  First off, how many of you have trouble getting hard in water?

Now I know for a fact that I really can’t get hard in water unless the water is really hot.  In cold water your balls are basically back up against your skin.  And the fact of the matter is you’re just not getting fully erect in cold water.

So as I was sitting there, my mind was drifting, hanging out in the tub, playing with my rubber ducky and my little toy boat.

I was thinking to myself: what are some of the strangest erotic places people like to have sex?  

Let’s talk about that today.

What’s the best place you’ve ever had sex—that’s not a bed—and why?

What place did you think would have been great for sex but later found out that it wasn’t?

What foods have you used during sex, and which ones did you like and which ones didn’t?

Let’s just talk about sex today, and see how kinky, dirty, and fun we can have today on the blog.

Splish splash, I’m going to go take another bath.