Pop Quiz: Puma or Cougar?

I am guessing we are supposed to figure out which she is? Puma or Cougar? If so---I would guess a puma. She is too young looking to fall into the Cougar category. Looks like a pissed puma:( You are very pretty but a smile would enhance this picture immensely:) Smile for the camera! You have every reason to smile as I see it, but then I don't even know you from Adam so what do I know. Why am I the only person here talking to a picture????? This work day was toooooo long. How do we know if we guessed right? This is a pop quiz--can I see my grade please? lol Really I would like to see if the guess was right.

Puma! This is definitely a Puma!

Actually she is a Cougar!!!! Now who is she? Is she my Dog Walker? Is she my lover? My booty call? Or is she obi my blogmasters private nurse? Or none of the above?

Well, we know you walk Daphne, so I rule that one out; I think you have lovers plural and ooty calls plural sooo she could fll in there somewhere; Doesn't really have that nurse aura about her, or maybe she does. I am just going to go with ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! lol OK answer please:)

David -- My guess is "none of the above." I'm thinking she's . . . the librarian at your local branch or . . . the cover model for SI's next swimsuit issue?? :)

Hold the phone!!! I went to look at her again and my cursor went over her picture. A little tag popped out that says "Hot Puma." What gives? Was this a trick question that my dense ass missed? After yesterday I wouldn't be placing any bets on my butt for anything. David you know where I am going with that one.

Hmmmmm.......You are both right. I do walk my own dog. And she does look like she could don the SI swimsuit issue. I say that she is the woman of someones dreams....maybe not mine but someone I know wants to meet her real bed. And as all of you know being Hitch....my job is to find a way to hook this man up with her. Will share more details as they happen.

LOL Elizabeth! OK I have it She works at whole foods; teaches your Yoga class or is in your Yoga class or is the friend from out of town you were stuck in traffic doing the nasty with! Are ANY of those right? lol

Thanks Joan :) I actually wondered about the yoga teacher thing too ... but I think David would have mentioned her before now... ;)

Wants to meet her real BED or real BAD? Is that a typo? lol You little rat! The answer is always "WAIT!" Ok i am a pro at the "Hurry up and wait game." Unmatched:) lol

I am all about hooking up with some of those hot yoga teachers....but enough about me and my private life. You know I am like a vault and you will need to force that information out of me. Judging by the postings both of you seem very creative. Do you think you can be creative to match wits with the master?

That was not a typo....I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

I don't know Elizabeth; Hes pretty slick Really he's very private and I respect that so I will pry no more EVEN THOUGH----inquiring minds want to know. lo l

I have a visitor tonight....lover or booty call??? Thats all you will get out of me.

Lets do it baby. I am the wit mastress! lol (that is the female version of the master)

Joan, I'm thinking we could match wits quite well with him ... Joan, I 've already observed you're pretty creative ... so I would feel pretty good teaming up with you for this challenge. He's just trying to psych us out ... ;)

well, either way we know how you will be spending the evening, so we need not waste space in answering that one! LOL

Elizabeth, i do think Elvis has left the building! LOL Thanks I like you as a team member too---team players!

C'mon David. Doesn't every man want to take on two women at a time?? LOL LOL

I have had the 2 women at a time......Not really my thing. I am more about one on one intense pleasure. I am not much into sharing.....though a dual massage is a good thing.

lol Ok That is good to know. I am a licensed Massage Therapist so you won't need dual on that one. lol

I can predict that with that statement, I have won the challenge of matching wits with the wit master

Yes Joan ... I think you deserve the crown :)

High 5 Elizabeth! Anytime the rubber meets the road---lol

Hey You did not win....I am all about teasing so this will have to be continued another time. I am not easy....way to many men are easy and that is why women are so bored sexually.

Elizabeth, you are crowned also. What is it with men when you want to talk about the in debth of sex, they really are hilarious! I was with a guy this past weekend SCARED to death! After I told him I wouldn't break---things heated up nicely! I need to study the mans mind a little more!

Ok David. I am still waiting for you Whole Foods seduction! lol Elizabeth I think you missed that day

Elizabeth, wear your crown proudly as will I! LOL David David David

Teasing is a great thing. Just don't tease for too long your guest tonight or you might end up blue--in more ways than one. lol

I am putting in my guess----lover! That seems more your style to me? which ever--have fun, treat her (hope it is a her) right and see you in the blog tomorrow! lol

Thank you for the kudos, Joan! I agree with you that too much teasing is definitely NOT a good thing :) A little maybe is pretty fun though, huh?! ;)

I am sorry Elizabeth. i didn't know you were still on---now that it is 4 hours later:( Oh, I love the tease. It really does feel better when you wait. There is something to be said for a little tension buildup that makes the man and the woman hotter when that moment happens, but yea too long is too long. You need to know where the boundaries lye--- balancing the checkbook I call it! lol Well, I have a caller here, so good night. i still say we won girl!! ;) Good being partners with you! Maybe David will be up for a rematch girl lol

I'm in with you for a rematch anytime, Joan! :)

Definitely a cougar. Pretty face, directly engaging the camera/viewer is good, shows confidence-- although the slightly "too cool" expression/attitude isn't appealing. It looks like there would be no games with this one, although she might be a tough egg to crack. She's in good shape, which is a plus for appearance, energy level and what it says about taking pride in her appearance. Great shirt. Too bad about the boob job though, that always says "shallow" to me, even living in San Diego where they hand out a free breast augmentation with every set of matched luggage. Ladies, be happy and enthusiastic about your small breasts and realize that they match the rest of your tight bod! I'm totally on the cougar bandwagon... I'm 32 and in the past two years have dated a "hottie" 20-year-old (into shallow, adventurous sporty sex), one 25-year old (hung up emotionally) and two 40+ who were much more satisfying. Currently still with a woman 10 years older. She's considerate and level-headed; dedicated to staying in shape but not OCD; enthusiastic, uninhibited and pragmatic about sex; and aware of EVERYTHING ELSE IN ADDITION TO SEX that goes into making a relationship satisfying for both parties. I'll leave the toys for the boys and stick to the WOMEN. For me it's like the difference between filling up on Cheetos and cupcakes while driving in your car, versus a candle-lit five-course meal at Chez Loma.

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KEVIN: Great post!!! You are a smart man. Your 40+ woman is always going to be a better sex, understanding, sexual knowledge, relationship, sexual nast girl,----is everyone getting the jest of this!? I am 42 love working out to stay in shape and know---well I just know! lol GREAT POST!!!

Kevin - Allow me to ditto Joan's comments. Are there any more like you out there??? ;)

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I'm new as most of you know and am attempting to get caught up on all the previous BLOG posts. About the above delicious llittle treat ... she's an actress in good old ball-ee-wood - er - hollywood, named Rhona Mitra, she's a Brit I believe - AND she did a guest stint on Nip/Tuck as a class A "fucking bitch" Detective sorting thru The Carver slaughters. I write that because Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) called her that as he was ramming her from behind. I may be middle aged, but I still got ALL my memory skills ha ha LOL!! And the character that HE plays - is 100% all ANIMAL - Jag, Lion, Lep, Cougar, whatever .... he could be David's "poster man" for exactly what women want, need, crave, hunger and pant for. Well, David's luscious too, so being his own "poster man" works. Sorry I digressed ... Here's another yummy shot of the little kitty .... We Sabertooths wouldn't leave much of her behind I'm afraid ... poor dear. https://www.icelebz.com/celebs/rhona_mitra/photo35.html and just in case you don't know who Julian McMahon (Christian Troy Nip/Tuck) is, well feast your eyes on his buffet, sister Sabertooths ..... https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0573037/ i'd be content to just suck and nibble on his lips for about an hour ....