How many of you are on Tinder?

You have to love the principle behind meeting people nowadays. Years ago, online dating was this new revolution. Yet people were afraid to go on it. They didn’t want their neighbors or co-workers to see they were on a dating site.

Public perception, to this day, still makes people feel uncomfortable about having an online date. But the online dating revolution is so strong, that it’s even on your phones.  70% of people actually do most of their date hunting on their phone.  It’s no wonder we have to use the horn in traffic.

It’s no wonder that when people are out and about, they no longer talk to each other.  They’re on their phone.  What are they doing on their phone?

They’re swiping left or right. Tinder, for those of you that have been living under a rock for the last five years, is an online dating app on your phone. It’s simple. You post a picture. You write down a few words about yourself.  You don’t write much because it doesn’t give you any space. Think of it as a Twitter for dating. It’s basically height, weight and serial number.  Some of the pictures on Tinder look like mug shots. Women are constantly putting up really bad selfies on Tinder.

Some women put up pictures of them and their kids, which I find really strange. The basics of Tinder are you log on, and search for people in your area. You swipe right if you’re interested, left if you’re not. If the woman swipes right on your picture too, then you have the chance to interact and connect with her.

It sounds good so far, doesn’t it?

Here’s where it gets tricky.  Most of the time when you swipe right and she swipes right — you have a text conversation that goes absolutely nowhere.  You never end up meeting, and you have no idea whether she looks anything like her picture.

Half the time women don’t post body shots, so you don’t know what’s down below.  You think to yourself, even though you’re home, lonely, sitting around at night watching Internet porn, watching bad reruns of television and jerking off, you still don’t want to go meet somebody from Tinder. You don’t want to waste time and energy going to meet a woman who ends up looking nothing like her picture.

You think there might be somebody better looking than the person you’ve matched with, so you never end up meeting most of the women you’ve connected with. Plus, you read some of what the women write, and they’re always telling you “no hook-ups.”

“I’m not here for the casual fling.”

As a man, most of the time you’re on Tinder because you want to get laid. You’re really tired of Internet porn, jerking off and sitting home at night watching bad television. So even if you do go on a date with somebody, you want to know that at least they’re sexually open.

But here’s the caveat:

By the time a woman finally does meet you, she’s gone through all the swiping, and endless texts. Chances are if she meets you, she will have sex with you. It may not be the first night or the second night, but she is also tired of sitting home alone.

She’s tired of not connecting with anybody, and tired of not having great sex. Who knows, she might actually be masturbating to Internet porn too. So here are some quick ways that you can get her attention and stand out of the crowd. One of my favorite things to tell guys to do, is to send a simple message that says…

“Do you believe in swiping right for love? 🙂

Through the magic of Tinder, we somehow or another have matched. It wasn’t exactly your words, because there were very few. The smile I really liked, but who knows. This could be that magic boy-girl moment that we both crave. So let’s meet and avoid all the endless texts.”

What I like about that is it shows her that you’re a man of action. Most guys are just going to sit there and say “hi,” or say something stupid and not get anywhere. Another one that I like to use on Tinder is this:

“Are you my Tinderella? 🙂 Let’s do this, let’s have a Disney Tinder moment of boy-meets-girl.
See if I still believe in the magic of love. I’ll bring my pumpkin, I’ll pick you up, and will pay, and we’ll get together.”

Use those little Tinder openers to get better communication out of the women you’re swiping. Check out today’s video for some more insight into the magic world of Tinder.