My View Of Sex At My Age: Situational Humping
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Today I was working out at the gym with Eddy.
A lot of you know Eddy from my videos. We were talking about the Buffalo Bills. I don’t know how sex came up, but listen and read up.
He was talking about their situational players and they have Reggie Bush. I looked at him and I said, Reggie Bush – he’s not even a situation guy. He’s given the ball one or two times a game on situations that he can actually sell it. Otherwise, he’s nothing. That how I am with sex. I’m like a situational humper. Let me tell you why.
If I have a woman that wants to go all night long, wants to have sex like four or five times from 8:00 at night to 4:00 in the morning, I’m going to send in the young guy. I’m going to send in Todd Gerling. Young, 23-year-old running back – somebody that can hump her five or six times all night long. He goes, “that’s just not me, man. I’m like the role humper right now. Kind of like Reggie Bush for the Bills, or a situational pass rusher, like Julius Peppers for the Carolina Panthers.”
You’re only going to bring me in when you really need me.
You’re going to bring me in for the woman that wants to be appreciated and wants to be satiated.
And wants to literally be kissed, and held, and touched for hours.
Where the fucking is not exactly the most important part. She wants it, but she loves the slow build. Because let’s face it, when you’re a situational humper at my age, you’ve got one in you a night, so you’re not going to sit there and pound away all night long because if you pound really quickly and it’s over, that’s it for the night, 10 minutes. And to me, I want to take advantage of the situations that I’m in. I want to cherish my moment in the sun.
Like a pinch hitter in the bottom of the ninth inning, bases loaded. You might sit there and take a pitch or two. You want to see what the pitcher has. You want to foul off 10 pitches. You want to wait for your perfect pitch. It’s the same way when you’re older and you’re a situational humper.
I like where I’m at. I like being a situational humper. I can have sex five, six nights a week still, but it’s different. It’s more tender. It’s more connecting and the foreplay is a lot longer — actually, it’s what most woman really truly desire. They desire the longer foreplay. They desire the way you connect.
I was dating somebody a couple years back and she really just wanted to fuck all night. She wanted my dick. She wanted it inside her. She wanted me to pound her. She wanted me to cum, and then she wanted to do it again a half an hour later.
Oh let me tell you something, just like a Reggie Bush ran an 80 yard touchdown at his age with the mileage he has as a runningback, he’s not going to go back in the very, very next play. That’s being a situational humper. I’m okay with that. I remember the days that I was a Todd Gerling in the bedroom where I can fuck, and suck, and hump all night long, like literally play with her titties all night long, suck the nipples all night long, fuck all night long. But now, now I’m just enjoying it. I’m a situational humper. Just to be honest with you, I really like it a lot more. Connects with them a lot more thanks to foreplay, and touch, and taking my time. Okay, that’s where I’m at in my career, and I can handle that.
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Thursday, October 27th, 2016