Morning Dew By David Wygant

About six weeks ago, we posted a blog entitled “Morning Boner: Are You Using Your Morning Wood Effectively?” For those of you who haven’t read the post, here’s a link to it . If you haven’t read it, I suggest you read it before you read this post.

How come when men wake up with a morning boner, they are so proud of it? It is like they are seeing it for the first time.

When women get turned on in the morning, they don’t wake up and say “Look how wet I am! You need to see how wet I am now” or “Slip a finger in and see how wet I am now.”

Yet guys will look at their morning boner and will say “Touch it. Feel it.” They will poke it at you like you’ve never seen it before.

A man will manually stick his boner against a woman’s back like he is holding her up just to show her.
A woman doesn’t rub herself all over marking territory so that her morning dew is all over a man.

When men wake up, they tend to always be jamming their morning erection between a woman’s vertebrae. Women never wake up, get on top of a man, slide all over his stomach and chest, and say “See how wet I am!”

Women do not mark their territory like an animal. Though I must say . . . waking up and having a woman slide all over your stomach and chest may be worth experiencing one day.

Men are very primal. Women are cooler about things. I’m sure men would love a woman to wake up, turn over, and say “Honey, feel how wet I am today!” That would turn a guy on.

We are so proud of our morning boner, that we want you to be turned on and have sex immediately. So of course if you shared the morning dew with us, we’d slug down a Mountain Dew and be ready to go.

It’s funny the way the two sexes are different. Men are just very physical like our friend the GEICO caveman (who, by the way, has a new tv show on ABC thanks to all the exposure he’s gotten on this blog). Women are just more subtle.

So here is the question to all you ladies: Have you ever woken up, looked at your man, and said “I’ve never been so wet like this in the morning. Feel.”?

There are guys who love what I just wrote due to their infatuation with their morning boners. It would be interesting to see women convey the power of the morning dew.