The other day I was on the phone with a reporter from Health magazine, and I told her about how I don’t take calls before 11:00 a.m. She asked me, “Does it take the caffeine that long to kick in?”

I said, “Caffeine? No, I don’t drink coffee. I just don’t want to talk to anyone before 11:00 a.m.” She started laughing.

Then she asked my why I don’t drink coffee. Her question made me think about why I don’t drink it. Here are my main reasons:

1. Maybe I don’t want to pour acid on my stomach first thin in the morning.

2. Maybe I don’t want to drink something so bitter first thing in the morning when I wake up.

3. The times I did drink coffee during some trips to Europe, I ended up buying things I never wore.

4. That caffeine buzz really isn’t needed for someone like me who is already so energetic.

5. I like to ease into my day. I like to lay in bed an extra hour. I like to take Daphne to the beach for a walk feeling all foggy. I enjoy slowly starting the day. What’s the rush? Why do I need to get my heart palpitating the minute I wake up after relaxing all night long. Plus, why would I want to feel jittery after just having a good night’s sleep?

My favorite people are the “puff and coffee” people. They wake up and have a cigarette and some coffee. They already have bad breath. Nothing could smell worse than coffee breath and cigarette breath mixed with morning breath. Why bother brushing your teeth?

So besides generally not needing coffee, not wanting to feel jittery and not wanting to have coffee breath, the real reason I don’t drink coffee is because I like my slow easy morning. Even on the days when I have to wake up early, I enjoy waking up.

The idea of living another day is enough for me. I really don’t need to stimulate myself to feel excited about life. And what does this have to do with meeting hot women while on caffeine. Nothing at all I just thought we would have a very light day today but the video below will show you all you need to know for the upcoming weekend!

Though after watching this video you would think i was high on caffeine!!