Masturbation Follies By David Wygant

What do you do when you’re alone? When you decide that you want to have a romantic evening – just you and your hand (or if you’re a woman, just you and your vibrator)?

Do you romance yourself before a night of masturbation? Do you take a long walk on the beach, look down at your hand and say, “honey, the stars look absolutely beautiful tonight. I can’t wait to get home and put a lot of massage oil on you, and have you stroke me.”

If you’re a woman, do you take yourself out for dinner and have a great glass of wine before you get home, jump in the bubble bath and seduce yourself for a while until you start up the big, bad vibrator and vibrate yourself to pleasure?

What is your masturbation ritual? Do you go out to dinner ahead of time? Do you take yourself out the movies – just you and your hand? Or if you’re a woman, do you go out and practice a date – just you and yourself?

What do you think about when you masturbate? What are your masturbation fantasies?

Today in the blog, I want to explore everyone’s masturbation fantasies. I think this will be a fun topic to talk about.

I know a lot of guys that masturbate to basically just release the pain and suffering that their balls are being put through when they’re not having any sex.

Personally, when I’m not in a relationship, I’m a once a weeker. It’s a bit like pipe cleaning: okay, time to clean the pipes so they don’t get clogged.

I once dated a woman who masturbated three times a day. She used to bring her little vibrator with her to work, and get off in the middle of the day.

What exactly do you do when you romance yourself? Are you somebody who has to take a long walk on the beach, just you and your hand – and a nice bottle of oil – staring at the stars?

Or do you go to Whole Foods and pick out a great bottle of wine that your hand can touch and massage? Do you have fun uncorking the bottle – does that turn you on? Does the wine get you nice and buzzed for a night of self-pleasure?

Do you listen to music as you stroke yourself? Or, do you call out some guy’s name as you vibrate yourself to orgasmic pleasure?

What exactly is your masturbation fantasy? What do you think about, and what is your ritual?

Who is daring enough to contribute THIS to the blog today?

Sometimes we need to express that which we do in our alone time. And who knows, if you write something very provocative, someone might be masturbating to your post today!

Today I want to share with you an amazing podcast we recorded on a hike yesterday.

You will learn how to set goals and really stay in the moment.

This one is a must for anyone who wants to meet someone right now!!!