Is Porn Bad For Your Dating Life?

I get emails with guys telling me this all the time:

David, I’m addicted to porn. 

And I want to meet a woman that I can have porn sex with.

Really?

You want to dress up in a FedEx costume?

You want to walk into her office and tell her that you have a package for her?

You want her to look at you and go “Yes, Mr. FedEx man.  Do I need to sign for this?”

You want to go “Yes, in your office,” as she leads you by the hand to her desk, where she then bends over in her skirt, and begs you to take your package out, and pound her with it there on the desk, and then cum a quart of yogurt on her face.

Porn is ridiculous.

A recent study that I read online said that the majority of women in America feel like men just want to have just pornstar sex.

The survey continued to state that women feel like with all the position switching men have no concept on how to make a woman feel great.

One of the women went on, and I’m going to quote her right now:

“I was recently dating a man. He was hot.  He was sexy.  But in bed, it was the worst experience I’ve ever had.  Every time I was close to coming, he flipped me over, looked at me and said something stupid, like it was out of a porn movie. I could never achieve orgasm with him, and I secretly had to masturbate while he was sleeping next to me.”

How does that make you feel, the woman secretly masturbating when she’s lying next to you because you thought all this porn sex was exactly what she wanted?

Let me tell you something, guys: porn is not the way sex should be. Women don’t want it like that. As a matter of fact, if you want to watch porn, the only porn you should watch is women masturbating solo, one-on-one, fingering themselves.

Because there, you’ll see exactly the way they touch themselves.

You’ll learn about their sensuality, how they touch their clit.  How when they go inside and play with their G-spot.  How fast they go. The pressure.  How they switch back and forth.  How they grab their breasts in the middle of it.

If you really want to know how to make a woman orgasm, because that is the key to making a woman feel amazing—we all know we need to connect with her emotionally first, but sexually, how to make her feel amazing, you need to watch how she plays with herself, because then you’ll know exactly how to touch her, and you’ll master the art of foreplay.

Most women don’t want 700 positions.  There’s only a few that they probably orgasm in anyway, and most of the time, when you have sex like a porn star, you’re missing the positions that they can orgasm in.

So it’s time you got rid of your porn addiction, and it’s time you started watching women masturbate, instead of porn. It’s a lot more sensual, and it’s going to teach you a lot more things about a woman’s body.

And for those of you that want to dress up as FedEx men, I strongly consider a career change.