That is the question. To vibrate or not to vibrate, that is the question. What the hell am I talking about? You know what I’m talking about today: At what point do you say to yourself, “I got to stop masturbating,” and start connecting with people?

How much masturbation is healthy for you? How much is overboard? How many times in a day should you masturbate? That’s right, how many times per day? You know quite a number of people who actually masturbate two to three times a day, and I’m not talking about just men, I’m talking about women also.

What is a healthy balance between masturbation and actually going out and trying to have real sex?

The problem is so many people become masturbation dependent, that they don’t even try to have real sex, and when they do finally have sex, especially women, since they’ve been vibrating way too much, can’t orgasm. Because their damn clitoris is so numb from having Bob take care of it all the time. And no I’m not talking about Bob, I’m talking about “Bob,” her battery-operated boyfriend. Bob wishes he was battery operated.

So many women are in that spot that they masturbate way too much with their vibrator, that they can’t even get off with a man anymore. So, the question today is, how much masturbation is too much, and when do you stop masturbating, and start building up your sex drive again?