Clinton vs. Obama
By David Wygant

Who is more dateable – Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama? The truth is that choosing a president is really choosing which candidate is more dateable. As dumb as I think George Bush is, he was elected because Americans felt like he was the kind of guy with whom they could go out and have a beer.

I am not making this up. During the campaign where George Bush was running against John Kerry, a poll was done asking people with which candidate they would rather have a beer. George Bush won that poll by a landslide.

The candidate who will win this year’s presidential election is the one who is more dateable. So, let’s do our own poll. We will call it “The Wygant Poll.”

Obviously if we would ask Bill Clinton to participate in The Wygant Poll, he would say that Hillary is NOT dateable (because Bill would prefer to be with pretty much any woman who is not his wife). So let’s put it in these terms: With which candidate would you rather wake up in the morning and have coffee?

Would you rather wake up and have a cup of coffee with Hillary without makeup (which could be very scary)? Probably not . . . unless Chelsea was involved (she didn’t turn out half bad). Then again, if you added first “lady” Bill Clinton in there, I think I would choose to have my morning coffee with the Clintons.

Alternatively, would you choose to have coffee in the morning with Obama? He seems like a likable guy . . . and he knows how to use myspace.com. In fact, I think I’m friends with Obama on myspace.com.

Since we’ve talked about coffee with the Democrats, now how about coffee with the Republicans? There’s really only one candidate, but there were two: Huckleberry and McCain. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about having to have coffee with Huckleberry, and I really don’t know whether or not I would like to have coffee with Grandpa John.

What today’s blog is really about, however, is not morning coffee with the candidates. It is really about which candidate is most dateable.

So let’s talk politics today . . . but in a very different way.

Which candidate would be easier to pickup – Hillary or Obama?
Which one would be a bigger flirt – Hillary or Obama?
Which candidate has more sex appeal?
Who has more charisma?

Which candidate do you think had more one-night stands – Hillary or Obama? I can’t imagine Hillary having a one-night stand. I do not think that “Hillary” and “orgasm” belong in the same sentence together.

Whom would you rather date . . . if you had to go out on a date with one of the candidates? Now, granted, if you are a guy I know you don’t want to say Obama because he’s a man. We’re not talking about it in that way though.

I am talking about deciding with which candidate you’d want to hang. This is a whole new way of looking at politics. With this in mind, let the political debate begin!

The key to being a good politician is to be dateable . . . and to be able to romance the public. That’s all it is – knowing how to romance the public. So maybe these political people should start reading my blog. Maybe it would help them get elected.

Todays video is all about how to walk up to a person on the street and get them to vote for you. Also we will go over are you dateable and would people vote for you.