I’m all for it. That’s right. I believe there should be dry humping in every couple’s relationship. In the beginning, there should be many good dry humpathons.

I’m all for it.

Dry humping is lots of fun.

And there are many benefits of dry humping, as well.

You’re trying to break in a new pair of jeans. A lot of grinding and dry humping will give you those wonderful whiskers that you can get in your jeans, make them just look oh-so-unique.

You can actually feel how somebody moves. How they move in their hips. How they get excited when they move. How fast they move, how slow they move. You can literally picture what the sex is going to be like just through the dry humping.

Do they kiss when they dry hump?

Or are they a head burier?

Dry humping is a lot of fun. You can get on top of her, she can get on top of you.

You can take turns during dry humping.

And dry humping is just a great way to tease, and I think that’s what is missing in so many new relationships.

Teasing.

So many people, they just want to rush into having sex.

And it really comes down to, why?

If you like somebody, you’re never going to have the dry hump days again. You see, you’re not going to go back to dry humping.

You’ll never have your first times together again where you spent three nights in a hotel room dry humping each other to death.

Grinding and moving and teasing and having fun and building up the anticipation.

You see, once you start having sex you’re never going to go back to dry humping because you know how great the sex feels. The big question is:

What’s the rush?

By dry humping for a while, you’re going to have the coolest pair of jeans ever broken in.

Sure, there is some health issues to dry humping.

Your pubic bone has to get oh-so-sore.

Upon touch, it actually makes you want to jump.

But besides having a pubic bones, and well a penis that tends to get a little sore as well, because if you’re not fully erect during the dry humpathon, you’re penis gets mashed in ways that, well, only ramen noodles should be mashed.

But I’m all for it. I’m all for building an anticipation.

Playing with each other.

A good old-fashioned hand job.

Some fingering. That really can get you to know how she reacts.

All this stuff is really good.

All this stuff is really amazing, but yet we rush to sex so much. And the real truth is, what’s wrong with fingering and playing with each other for a couple of weeks? Building it up. Learning each other through foreplay is amazing.

I remember when I was a kid, my high school girlfriend, which I’ve talked about here in the blog many times, wouldn’t sleep with me.

But what did I do? I fingered her. I ate her out. I played with her. We dry humped. It’s something I did throughout college, too, when people wouldn’t sleep with me.

The second we became adults, we felt like there was some type of, well, we’ve known each other for three whole dates and spent nine hours together. Let’s have sex.

And that’s wrong. Because the beauty of foreplay is really building it and driving each other crazy. It’s such a turn on to build the sexual anticipation. Not only that learning each other’s bodies through fingering and dry humping will make sex that much better. You already know how to get each other to come.

You already know what turns the other person on.

You’re mastering the foreplay, which will only make the sex that much better.

And you’ll get comfortable with each other, and you’ll start to build up real feelings. But you’ll actually have soul satisfying sex.

In fact, on a much deeper level. And you won’t get lost in the middle and rush because you’ve actually each others space to process and build up to that intimacy that we all crave. So I’m all for it. Bring back some dry humping and some good old fingering, and watch a relationship develop before your eyes.