Are You a Blowjob Phony?!

I’m going to share something today that I think all of you need to know about:

Men know when they’re with a blowjob phony.

That’s right.

I know when I’m with a woman who’s just sucking my dick just because she thinks it’s the right thing to do.

Yes, we men KNOW when a woman is just going down there for the sake of going down there.

When we’re with a BJ phony, it almost feels like there’s a timer on the wall, a big clock with the bright red second hand ticking away furiously.

But the thing is, blowjobs are like a rite of passage for men.

Once we have a good one, we never accept the bad ones again.

And here’s another thing: if you like a man to go down on you, you better learn how to suck his dick really well.

I mean, let’s reverse things for a second. Do you like it when men give you the 30-second complimentary tongue swirl? You know, when he swirls his tongue in different directions, maybe shoves a finger up there for a quick second and then takes his throbbing dick and tries to penetrate you when you’re not even wet yet.

Not fun is it?

Blowjob skills are really important.

If you can blow a man, you can own a man. (Write that down in your journal.)

There’s not a bigger turn on to men than a woman who just wants to own a guy’s dick.

So do you really enjoy giving head? Or are you a blowjob imposter?

Let’s have a lively conversation on the art of sucking dick today.

Crude? Yes.

A little offensive? Perhaps.

Nevertheless, it’s really important that we get to the bottom of this topic.

Let’s talk about blow jobs today.