Two Date Movies To Avoid
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I’ve got to tell you, I’ve been watching some really cheesy movies over the last couple of days. That is what the holidays are all about.
I haven’t sat down to watch any new movies in a long time, so decided to click through the Pay-Per-View and the On Demand selection and check out what’s been playing.
I’m going to give you a rundown of some of these doozies I’ve watched.
I watched a movie called “The Dilemma” starring Vince Vaughn. When did Vince Vaughn start looking like Alec Baldwin? He used to be a tall, skinny guy; now he’s become a chubby, young Alec Baldwin lookalike. Anyway, he was in this movie with Kevin James called “The Dilemma.” Here’s the big dilemma that took two hours to finally figure out: Winona Ryder’s character gets caught cheating on her husband by the guy’s best friend. That’s right. Vince Vaughn’s character actually sees it happen. So he spends the whole movie chasing her and her lover around town and can’t decide whether to tell his best friend that his wife’s been cheating. Unbelievable, huh? So the question is, what would you do if you saw your best friend’s wife or girlfriend cheating on him? Would you tell him right away or would you turn it into a really bad two-hour movie?
The next movie I saw — totally unrealistic by the way — was called “Friends with Benefits.” First off, okay: Mila Cunas and Justin Timberlake. That’s about all you need to know about this movie. So, what happened during this amazing two-hour, stretched-out movie that went nowhere and really just had the characters playing out the same topic over and over again? Basically, here’s the deal: Justin Timberlake moves to New York City through Mila Kunis, who recruits him for a job. They become friends, then because neither of them has had sex in a long time, guess what happens? They become friends with benefits. Meanwhile, they get along great. They laugh, they hang out together, they have all sorts of fun and inside jokes, they have sex like animals, and the woman looks like Mila Kunis. Let me ask all you guys: If you got a hot friend who you have an absolute blast with, you like her, the sex is some of the best sex you ever had in your entire life, would you ever leave her as your friend?
So stupid these movies sometimes. They’re just so not realistic. I mean, you’ve got a hot girl who’s incredible to hang out with, you have great sex, and then you just want to be friends with benefits with that? I doubt it. And the ending was beyond cheesy that I’m not even going to give you a spoiler alert warning. Ok, I am going to ruin the very predictable ending for any of you who actually want to waste two hours and watch it…It ended in Grand Central Station with Justin Timberlake singing a song from another artist. Why couldn’t he have just sung Justin Timberlake music to her? I Want My Sexy Back. Or something like that.
So, if you’re going to spend time this holiday season watching bad movies, I strongly suggest you do not watch The Dilemma or Friends with Benefits. I’m sure you’ve already got enough dilemmas in your life, and on top of all of that I’m sure most of you would like to have a friend with benefits, and you don’t need to watch Justin Timberlake fake banging Mila Kunis for two hours.
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