I was on an airplane the other day. I usually don’t talk to people too much when I’m on a plane, but the guy sitting next to me and I started talking. In fact, we ended up talking the entire flight.

We started talking about life, women and all the things about which guys usually talk. Then we started talking about sex.

Specifically, we started talking about the differences between how men and women view and react to sex. For example, a man can leave the house at 7:00 am, go off to work for twelve hours, come home and mow the lawn. If at 11:00 pm his partner says she wants sex, what will the man do?

Even if he’s had a long day, the man is going to rally. He’s going to have sex, because a man never turns down sex.

A woman can have the same twelve hour day — whether it’s working outside the home or taking care of the kids. She will put the kids to bed at 7:00 pm, and her partner may try to initiate sex at 9:00 pm.

Many woman in that situation will say that it’s been a long day and she’s too tired to have sex. A woman will turn down sex. Men will never turn down sex.

What I find so funny about this is that women have multiple orgasms. Why would you ever turn down sex if you can have multiple orgasms?

Men have one orgasm. Women can have two, three, four and even five orgasms.

If men had multiple orgasms, they wouldn’t get anything else done. They’d be orgasming the day away and enjoying themselves, and they’d never be able to get any work done.

Forget about household chores. Forget about going to work. Forget about getting the kids off to school. A man would be having sex 24/7.

It is kind of unfair how things are. That’s life though.

When a woman is tired, she tends to say no to having sex. If a woman asks a man for sex, he will never turn down sex no matter how tired he is. We really need to line up the sexes a little better.