Mow the Lawn By David Wygant

So it’s funny, I was having a long talk the other day with Officer Naughty – some of you know her intimately from the kissing blog from yesterday, while I have been lucky enough to know her intimately in the bedroom – she’s somebody who definitely speaks her mind, and has definitely had some interesting sexual experiences that she’s quite open about.

One of the things we were talking about the other day was hygiene. We were driving around, just killing time, and all of a sudden we started talking about “oral” hygiene.

She just went off on a tangent about how guys expect a woman to be fully waxed down there, everything clean, smelling all pretty, yet so many men walk around with STANKY BALLS!

So here are some tips that she’s going to share now about how to get clean so that the woman actually WANTS to go down on you! Remember – once you stink down there – it leaves a lasting impression. Women are all about the power of smell.
So here is another interview with Officer Naughty.

David:So, tell me some of the things that repulse you when you go down on a guy.

Officer Naughty: I guess the main thing is when they may not have wiped very well, and while I’m not necessarily going to be all up in their butt crack, it LINGERS.

So, if you have taken a dump, please take a shower before you get intimate! That is key!

Another tip: some guys drip when they pee (most don’t, luckily.) But if you are a “dripper,” at least take a washcloth and clean your penis – I’ve actually tasted pee when I’ve gone down on a guy before – and it is not good.

And if you’re not circumcised, then I’m pretty sure you should know that you have to take some extra care in terms of hygiene.

I was engaged to somebody that wasn’t circumcised, and he was the first person I’d been with that wasn’t. When I first met him, it really tripped me out and it was kind of weird, but I got used to it, and I think he got better at cleaning, and I could enjoy that just as much as the other.

So don’t be self-conscious about that – women can like that as well – just make sure that you definitely fold the skin back and clean under there everyday (if not twice a day!)

Another thing that I think is really important is to cut your pubic hair – shave your balls! We like it just as much as you do.

Guys don’t want women with a full hairy bush (well some do, actually) but in general, these days, most guys prefer it clean-shaven or waxed down there. I have a little “landing strip” – I think it’s weird when guys like it fully “bald eagle” because they might be pedophiles – but that’s just me!

I love it when a guy takes care of himself down there, and “manicures his lawn.” I think it looks really good, and in fact – it makes your dick look bigger! The less hair you have down there… there’s a little tidbit for you guys.

David: So that’s a really quick primer on “oral” hygiene. Most guys just don’t have the hygiene – they definitely don’t. I’ve had a lot of women who have complained about men’s balls stinking.

Men always demand so much and wonder why women won’t go down on them, well you just had the answers! If you want her to go down on you – you’d better make it inviting to be there!

Officer Naughty: You know, I like a person’s real smell – I love the smell of balls – as long as it’s not smelling like shit – I don’t like that!

David: So there you have it, guys: I hope that helps you out. And if any of you women out there have any stanky ball stories, why don’t you share it with everybody today? If any guys have any hygiene questions, fire away!

Now that you have clean balls its time to learn how to be an amazing lover.
Todays video will give you the insights to be that man that all women desire!!