Are you one of those people that is constantly looking down at your phone no matter where you go?

I call this condition and this disease permanent blow job neck.

I want you to look at it. I want you to look at how you look when you look in the mirror when you’re staring down at your phone. You look like you’re giving somebody a blow job.

I am so fucking tired of seeing people walk around with their necks hanging down like a giraffe staring down at everybody below them.

The other day, I was pulling into my garage, and I let somebody go. She didn’t even realize I let her go because she was staring at her phone. So, as she was reading her Facebook feed, took her sweet time. It took her 30 seconds to get across because obviously she was staring at something that was so engrossing of her time. Its getting out of control, folks. It really is.

It’s out of control. People are walking around missing life every single day because they’re constantly walking around with blow job necks staring down at their phone.

The other day I got into the elevator. A little boy was there. He was cute. He was adorable. I don’t think his mom even noticed the things he was doing because she was staring down at her phone watching something on Facebook.

We’ve become really ridiculous. We can’t walk across the street without looking down at our phone. Every single day when you walk down the street, you see people staring at their phone 24/7. We’re looking at our phones all the time. And we have a condition known in the medical field as blow job neck. We’re going to all have Dowager humps. Look that up.

So, what do we do? First off, there should be a no phone law when you’re walking the streets. But what I want you to do is see what you really look like. Because most people don’t see what they really look like.

So, I want you to go out today, and I want you to look at the way people look at their phones 24/7, how they walk with their heads down and don’t even notice anything. And the scary thing about it is that women do it in parking garages and parking lots. Helloooooo. Do you really feel that’s safe? Because if I was a robber, or a rapist, or a burglar nowadays, it would be so easy to fucking steal people’s cars, belongings, and everything else because nobody is paying attention.

People are just paying attention to their phones 24/7. What is so interesting on your phone? Are you going to miss a text? Is your friend telling you something that’s interesting? I don’t get it at all.

Pretty soon there will be chiropractors that open up their office just to work on people with blow job necks.

Anyway, walk around today. Take a look at what you look like. Maybe it’ll get you off the phone and a little more present. Wouldn’t that be a novelty?