It’s not too early to start putting out your Christmas wish list.

Look around now, Mercedes-Benz is already advertising on TV about the holiday sales event.

Nothing beats a good Mercedes for a Christmas present. Good old German engineering under your tree. A powerful, strong car to whisk you all over the place this winter.

That’s cool and all, but…

How about experiencing something even more powerful…

How about a lover for Christmas?

It’s the last seven weeks of the year. Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Why not try a new lover for the rest of the year?

We spend so much time alone, and so many women spend so much time thinking and wanting and waiting for Mr. Right.

What about Mr. Right Now for the holiday season?

What’s wrong with ending the year full of intimate moments?

I think it’s a great idea. For all the women that have had a tough year, I think the only thing you can ask Santa Claus this year is for a lover.

A man that will take care of all your needs, wants, desires.

Call it a faux-boyfriend.

Or just a holiday romance.

We spend so much of the time depriving ourselves of so many of our basic needs.

Our primal physical needs, our primal needs to be with somebody, our primal needs to have great sex.

It’s time we expand our horizons a little bit, or maybe when we go to the mall and we sit on Santa’s lap, maybe it’s time just to ask Santa what you really need and what you really want.

I’d say if the world had lovers this Christmas, it’d be a happier place.