Macho WomanI hope that title got your attention. Now, what I want you to do is drop your pants, your skirt, or whatever it is you’re wearing, and look at your “equipment.” What do you have there? Do you have a penis? Good, I didn’t think so. So why do so many women in this world today act as if they have penises?

Do you know what men desire? Femininity. Men desire that sense of sweetness and nurturing in a woman. The trouble is so many women have become so damn masculine nowadays. I can hear you thinking now, “The reason we’re masculine is because men are so feminine.”

Yes, there are some men walking around with vaginas, I’d agree. But if you want a real man, a man that’s strong, and a man that’s confident, you’re going to have to stop trying to compete with us for masculinity. I’m not saying you need to quit your high paying job if you have one. I’m not telling you to sell the home you bought and paid for yourself.

What I’m saying is, men want to feel your femininity. We love the fact you’ve accomplished so much on your own, but when you talk about it all the time, and throw it in our faces, you’re acting like a penis. “I’ve done this alone. I don’t need a man. I don’t need anybody.”

It’s not a turn on. Men have to feel needed in some way shape or form. We’re wired that way. Man is man, woman is woman. We want to feel like you need us. But the whole “girl power” movement means we now have a generation of women walking around with their penises out, telling us how useless men are, and that they only need us to breed.

The reality is, you strapped on this penis because you were so disappointed with what men have become. So now, you need to go back to being feminine. You need to learn that sometimes the only way to get a man to treat you like a queen, is to treat him like a king. When you’re on a date and you’re sitting opposite a man, flirt with him rather than grilling him like Larry King!

Do you understand what I’m saying here?

It’s not about men being in charge of a relationship, and it’s not about women being quiet little shy creatures that do as they’re told. It’s about realizing it’s fine to be feminine, and it’s great to be vulnerable. Men find a little vulnerability in a woman attractive. If you go around parading your imaginary penis, you’re not going to attract men. So, remember you’re a woman. Be that nurturing, loving, and caring creature we know you are.

I’m tired of women with penises. They drive me nuts!