The Women’s Bathroom
By David Wygant

While I was in London, I hung out with a bunch of people at the Soho Hotel. At one point during the evening, a woman I was hanging with had to run to the loo. When she got back, she was laughing.

I asked her what was so funny, and she said “You should have heard the conversation in the ladies room. There was a woman talking to two of her friends, and they were basically talking about whether she should go home with this bloke tonight.” All the friends were giving this woman advice and, according to my friend, were very detailed as to what would happen if she went home with that bloke that night.

So then I asked her “What is the ladies room like, besides being a lot drier and cleaner than the disgusting mens room?” Then my little London chickadee told me that the ladies room is a place where there is always lively conversations about men, sex and other topics.

Then she asked me what the mens room is like. I told her that besides smelling disgusting and being soaking wet, that they are generally as quiet as a morgue.

There will be the occasional drunk asshole in a mens room who will talk about absolutely nothing to everybody who is in there. Most of the time, however, men will not talk to each other in the mens room when going to the bathroom.

It’s almost like when people who have been talking on an elevator stop talking and become completely quiet when a new person gets on during the ride. Now I’ve got a theory about this.

I think there are some men who are very homophobic, so they don’t want to be talking to other men while peeing. I also think men don’t want to talk in the mens room because it will expose the flushers versus the non-flushers. In a bar or nightclub, I think a lot of men don’t want to talk in the mens room because they are competing for the same women.

It’s funny how men are very competitive and women are very chatty. Women are also catty and competitive, but they just seem to be a little more chatty.

There is not much to learn in a mens room. You won’t learn about the mating habits of men, but you will learn that men are absolutely repulsive. I always wonder about the men who pee all over the seats . . . do they do that at home? It is just repulsive.

The ladies room, on the other hand, is very interesting. Go to any bar or nightclub and put a video camera in the ladies room. No, not to watch them tinkle. To be able to listen to how they talk about men, however, would be an eye-opening experience for most men.

My product “Girls Tell All” is based on inside secrets that women don’t want men to know. I am currently redoing this product, and a new version of it will be coming out soon.

Maybe I should record it inside a ladies room . . . because that seems to be where all of the action is happening. As for the mens room, prepare to be silent and bring a mop.
Todays Video is how to get the women to talk about how hot you look in your clothing.