PDM: Public Displays of Masturbation By David Wygant

I was in Manhattan a couple weeks ago, and I was chatting with a bunch of my friends. We started talking about where the strangest place is that they had ever masturbated.

There must be something wrong with me, because what I was about to hear made me chuckle. My friends proceeded to inform me that sometimes at work if they can’t concentrate, they will head to the company restroom and snap one off. I started cracking up because I work at home and I do not have a company restroom.

We then proceeded to talk about this a little bit more. One of my friends actually masturbated on an airplane one time. Another one snapped a load off while driving on the 405.

Being the investigator that I am, and always wanting to supply you with the best information, I decided to do my own masturbation research. Let me fill you in on what I’ve discovered.

Now I know that men are pretty primal. They get an erection and they feel the need to do something about it . . . whether with a woman or with a jar of baby oil. Men feel the need to release whatever is building up in their loins.

I know all you women are laughing right now as you read this. I’m about to inform you, though, that men are not the only ones who are guilty of performing PDM.

I went out to dinner with some interesting women one night, a whole group of them in fact, who informed me that masturbating at the office is not just a men’s only club. Masturbating in a car is also something they have been enjoying since high school.

Don’t forget that women also have fun sex toys. This one woman who hadn’t been saying a word, started cracking up. I said to her “So Ms. Masturbation, what’s your most unique place to masturbate?” She said “When I’m out at night sitting at a table with friends and I see an attractive man, I turn on my remote control egg vibrator and get off.”

Another woman at the table started laughing and said “I can beat that . . . “ (Do you get it – beat?) “I was so turned on by my date, that I went to the bathroom and got myself all worked up with some foreplay before we even started fooling around.”

It seems like we have a lot of people who are into PDM (public displays of masturbation). My question to all of you is this: Are you into PDM or not? And, if so, where is the most unique place you have ever masturbated?